The "Almost Beard" Society


*drops hint* *crush trips over it*

When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops



do you ever wonder which people in your life have used you as their “gay friend” in an argument?

… fuck

I just finish The Maze Runner saga plus the prequel and the end of the prequel is so sad because it was when Thomas’ mom say goodbye to him when he was taken by WIKED and I’m crying because I want more

"   Thats why books get banned, because they’re so POWERFUL, they change the way so many people think.   "
my deep english teacher who 100% gets it. (via panemunited)